This watch is incredible!!!! When I'm out on the town stalking the ladies I wear this watch. When I'm about to chloroform them they notice my watch and complement me about my 63k watch. 5 stars a must for any stalker!!!! (Posted on 21/11/2017)
I am 63 years old, I've been saving money my whole life. I said what is more important than paying for my grandchild college (they're parents Won't pay for it) and then I thought yes! A watch! I decided to buy this watch and spent all my life savings on it. It's a good watch, if you want to be broke forever. (Posted on 21/11/2017)
What rhymes with 60k??? ugh how about everything!!!. Since this watch has come in my life I party with nothing but the best A-List folks like Trisha working the register late night at Walmart, Oh and then there is the crew over at Dons nail and hair salon $5.99 chili bowl special, Thursdays only talk about laugh riot with people on your level. Oh enough about my lavish lifestyle and well thought out life decisions. When placing the watch on your wrist you almost fell destined for greatness as Frotto did in the Lord of the Rings. Ill tell you what, once the ladies sees this piece of art on your wrist they automatically look past your face and 38 inch waist line buddy boy. The watch works wonders its almost magic how people try to put it two and two together. Rolex, Toyota Camry 95 edition "I'm into classics don't judge" then tie up with a 5 foot 1 inch morbidly obese fella and you have the inner workings of a closet billionaire. No need to own you own home when moms is already paid off, see you later losers I have to get back to being successful on my own time; oh what time is it you ask? Pssh don waste my Rolex on you. (Posted on 21/11/2017)
I purchased this watch because how often does one get the opportunity to pay almosr $60,000 for a watch the same colors as a Girl Scout uniform. Only 4 stars because the band doesn't match. (Posted on 21/11/2017)