Customer Reviews

it was either a new house or the watch... Review by Customer

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ugh my dad only have me 1 million fricking dollars for the weekend... i was going to buy a new house but i got this watch. i dont know how to tell time so i threw it in the trash after but whatever at least it makes a good toilet cleaner.. (Posted on 19/11/2017)

WOW!! Review by Brett Benson

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Price is more than the first mortgage I took out.. (Posted on 19/11/2017)

Love it. I only wish that the 17 children ... Review by David Lunceford

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Love it. I only wish that the 17 children that I had to sell into slavery don't starve any time soon. (Posted on 19/11/2017)

or on Government assistance and selling dope I'd highly recommend you buy it Review by Patrick Cooper

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Well worth the 40+ grand. Especially if you're a genius and need to schedule daily tanning meeting. Besides not being solar powered it comes with 2 double a batteries. If your white privileges, spoon fed, or on Government assistance and selling dope I'd highly recommend you buy it. All my friends got one. (Posted on 19/11/2017)

they're all a bunch of poor dirts anyway Review by Jake Luhrs

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Don't listen to the hater reviews, they're all a bunch of poor dirts anyway. I personally was very happy with my purchase and I love walking around showing off how absolutely filthy rich I am. GOLD is king, and so is cash... (Posted on 19/11/2017)

Not bad Review by Customer

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Totally worth selling my kidney for... (Posted on 19/11/2017)

Good alternative.... Review by Potion09

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Good alternative to Apple watch. 4 stars since it only come in gold. (Posted on 19/11/2017)

Very thoughtful Review by The Honest Guy

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Bought a box load of these for the kids in Africa. It's not food, but at least they'll always know what time it is. (Posted on 19/11/2017)

Dope n fly asf Review by Danielle Bregoli

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You gotta look good when you cash a bich ousside right? Shii is fly asf if you a bhad bhabie you needa cop it (Posted on 19/11/2017)

Rolex Review by nathaniel

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Giving a 5 star because it is at an affordable 40k and lasted me a good few months until it broke but it is still a pretty good product (Posted on 19/11/2017)