Customer Reviews

Haters, go to school and get a job, then you could spell and dream more intelligently. Review by SuperSlim74

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Haters. It's not about what other people think or see. It's knowing that you did, because you can. (Posted on 21/11/2017)

10/10 would recommend to no one Review by Megan Hopper

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I bought twelve of these to hand out to my family at Christmas. To be honest, I was shocked at how decent the price was. 63k for a rolodex?! If that's not a steal, than I don't know what is. 10/10 would recommend to no one. (Posted on 21/11/2017)

Well worth it Review by ben

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So I bought this watch and went to the bar. I got beat up really bad and they left my car keys and wallet and just took my watch. I had insurance which covered it after I sent in the police reports, the second time around things went much much better when I went to the bar. The chicks really dig the scars and when I flash this watch they usually end up back at my place. (Posted on 21/11/2017)

Hidden feature...? Review by Chris

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People just don't understand why this watch is so expensive. Sure it's made of some rare material, but who needs that. The real reason this watch is so expensive is because it comes equipped with a time machine. You can set the time and date to any point, and once you screw the town back in place you are instantly transported there. I used it to go and watch some important parts of our nation history, like when JFK was assassinated (I saw the guy who did it, he was an Alien who came to take his place). Overall, I think it's worth it. Sure, you could buy a Mercedes for less than a watch, but you don't need a Mercedes, you need this watch. (Posted on 21/11/2017)