Sold my dog and my house for this watch. I currently live in the basement with my mom. I havent shaved my neckbeard in 2 years. The only way to get sustinance is to suck on the breast of a local stray dog. To save money i will buy my own mobile home. My moms been acting like a b itch lately. (Posted on 23/11/2017)
I purchased this magnificent product of Heaven right after I wrecked my first Yacht. So it was fitting that it was also Yachtmaster II because I am a Yachtmaster II as well. Now I didn't own the yacht per say (rich people get mad when you just "borrow" their little toys and go for a joy cruise) but hey you only live once right? Well my wife left, took the kids, dogs, and before the judge could screw me outta my cash I took it all out bought this watch and 16 hookers. Have to say it tells time just like a normal Casio but when I wear it I feel like I'm sailing on the ocean blue. I also had to sell a kidney, my liver, gallbladder, and one two toes but it's well worth having the Master on my wrist. (Posted on 22/11/2017)
Sure my wife and kids left me, but who cares, money WELL SPENT and really there's no place better to purchase fine jewelery from, than Amazon. Screw those watch dealers, with their "experts", I'M the expert, I'M the Yachmaster, I mean I was, I am now a proud slave to the true Yachmaster. (Posted on 22/11/2017)
After Frodo threw my Men's 18k Gold Rolex Yachtmaster I watch in to an oversized fire pit somewhere in Mordor, I've been vexed to find a suitable replacement.