Rolex Day-Date Polished Stainless Steel Silver Dial

Product Review (submitted on 22 November 2017):

Got mine in the mail a few weeks ago. All is well except for one tiny thing. I didn't read the manual. I pushed the "generate yacht" button in my studio apartment. The yacht materialized and killed my Chinese neighbor. My land lord was fused to the hull and he isn't real happy about it. I called yachts r us and they want 4.6 million dollars to extract my yacht from the building it is stuck in and tow it to the Caspian Sea. fml amirite?