In an effort to prove my manliness and to show the world that what I am packing in my pants cannot be held back, I purchased this watch. Frankly, it's a bit feminine, but no matter. I took my pants off and walked the streets with just my watch, my tightey whiteys and a fine button down Oxford I picked up in the bargain bin at Marshalls.
Let me say this - I got the ladies' attention. Oh yeah. They couldn't take their eyes off of my new toy that was clearly visible. Sorry ladies. One at a time while you get a close look at my 'piece'.