Customer Reviews

Five Stars Review by Ken

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Affordable. Practical. (Posted on 22/11/2017)

Nothing says manly more than a feminine looking watch Review by Jeff

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In an effort to prove my manliness and to show the world that what I am packing in my pants cannot be held back, I purchased this watch. Frankly, it's a bit feminine, but no matter. I took my pants off and walked the streets with just my watch, my tightey whiteys and a fine button down Oxford I picked up in the bargain bin at Marshalls.

Let me say this - I got the ladies' attention. Oh yeah. They couldn't take their eyes off of my new toy that was clearly visible. Sorry ladies. One at a time while you get a close look at my 'piece'. (Posted on 22/11/2017)

Read the Instructions Review by Casey Stillabower

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Got mine in the mail a few weeks ago. All is well except for one tiny thing. I didn't read the manual. I pushed the "generate yacht" button in my studio apartment. The yacht materialized and killed my Chinese neighbor. My land lord was fused to the hull and he isn't real happy about it. I called yachts r us and they want 4.6 million dollars to extract my yacht from the building it is stuck in and tow it to the Caspian Sea. fml amirite? (Posted on 22/11/2017)

Best-reviewed watch Review by J.S. Hyatt

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Want to read some funny Amazon reviews? The Yachtmaster II has you covered! Best reviews on the site. (Posted on 22/11/2017)