Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore Watch Replica 3270

Product Review (submitted on 4 November 2017):

Well I just come here to read these absolutely funny reviews, this is better than laugh tv. I've decided to NOT GO to the Midget stripper club ( you can rip your dollars in half there) and I'm going to save my money to endulge in one of these piece of Status Building Artifacts. I'm sure owning one will help me attract the right midget stripper someday, [dont hate] little strippers need love and bling too.